Yup, old

Who Says College Doesn't Prepare You for the Real World?
Frat boy: If you press your thumb hard in the middle of your forehead it stops your gag reflex for a minute.
Girl: Uhhh how do you know that?
Frat boy: I learned it at my frat, you can swallow a whole banana!

--Bryant Park

Overheard by: JC
via Overheard in New York, Sep 1, 2008

Just want to thank everybody who came out for the official Pub Crawl on Saturday. I know there was a fair amount of fratassery going on at the pubs on a Saturday night but I still had a fucking blast.

Overall, the whole fucking long weekend was a complete success. I frolfed two out of three days and had my best score ever (out of three whole times recording strokes) of 71. And then yesterday after 30 minutes of searching for a disc (with many people) and declaring it lost I found it sitting on the edge of the green 20 yards ahead of where we were searching.

Da Bruiser, Empire, and I also debated the various merits of various "fuck-----" words. My favorites of late are fuckshovel and fucktaster, but we were trying to expand the taxonomy of fuck[implement]s.

Fucksaber (or fucksabre!): a favorite of all

Fuckmattock: sounds too much like Fuckomatic, the sex machine that in tandem with SkyNet will enslave the human race

Fuckaxe: straight, simple, and to the point (note: do not try fuckpickaxe or any other extended variation)

Fucksledge: who couldn't love this word?

Fuckdrill: obvious, much? bleargh.

Conversations like that make driving 30 minutes to the 'burbs much more enjoyable. If you would like to add your own fuckxxxxs to the canon, feel free to do so in comments. Until next time, fuckrachets.